Female midgets for dating
A: Hand him a step stool before you start talking to him.
Q: Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?
The trick is understanding how to make height less of an issue.
Seem like a tall order One of the worst things that guys can do to themselves is to get defensive about being short.
But hey, that’s cold comfort when women are putting “six feet tall, minimum” in their dating profiles and your friends all call you “Short Round”.
The thing is, as with many other masculine insecurities, this is predominantly in our heads. Worse, I’m the shortest of all my friends who range from 5’1o” on the short side, to 6’7″ on the tall side.
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute? Napoleon aside, tall men are more likely to win the popular contest in presidential votes and to be re-elected once in office (Stulp, 2013).